Never before has raising a pirate been so easy!  If you re like most parents, you long to raise your children as pirates, but just don t know how.  In Guide to Pirate Parenting, Cap n Billy The Butcher MacDougall provides everything you need to know to turn your little powder monkeys into happy, healthy  buccaneers.  In Guide to Pirate Parenting you ll learn:   Ten benefits of raising a pirate   At what age your child should be able to remove a bottlecap by taking  out his glass eye and using it as an opener   Which offense requires administering The Flying Dutchman Wedgie   How to prevent sogging the quartermaster   The best place to maroon your disobedient child   How to remove chewing gum or a giant octopus from your child s hair   The difference between plundering and pillaging   How to convert your minivan into a pirate schooner  Each information-packed section ends with, Your pirate s progress, a  short quiz that shows whether your child is reaching his or her pirate  development milestones.  In this tongue-in-cheek offering, raising a child has never been so much  fun!

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