Monkeys, apes and more! WWWWWhhhhhyyyyy AAAAAnnnnniiiiimmmmmaaaaalllllsssss SSSSShhhhhooooouuuuulllllddddd RRRRRuuuuullllleeeee TTTTThhhhheeeee WWWWWooooorrrrrlllllddddd (ooooorrrrr nnnnnooooottttt) (...............aaaaa cccccooooolllllllllleeeeeccccctttttiiiiiooooonnnnn ooooofffff aaaaannnnnttttthhhhhrrrrrooooopppppooooommmmmooooorrrrrppppphhhhhiiiiiccccc ffffflllllaaaaapppppdddddoooooooooodddddllllleeeeesssss) For the last time get off my back Stan... CCCCCooooopppppyyyyyrrrrriiiiiggggghhhhhttttt 22222000000000088888 bbbbbyyyyy MMMMMooooonnnnnkkkkkeeeeeyyyyy MMMMMaaaaatttttttttteeeeerrrrrsssss If you ask me a kitten is a litter box nightmare waiting to happen... CaBengal kitten, Felis bengalensis; Chihuahua, Canis domesticus You’re not exactly a babe magnet yourself Bosworth... Ind Indian rhinoceros, Rhinoceros unicornis Did you say carrot cake or parrot cake... Serval, Felis serval It’s another dream about Mr Tom and he’s chasing me, chasing me, but I’m very fit this time and I run and run... CaCommon mouse, Mus musculus All the really incriminating stuff went in the paper shredder Bob. Now what... Mona Guenon, Cercopithecus mona Believe it or not, the unemployment rate among fennec foxes hovers around a hundred percent... Fennec Fox, Vulpes zerda And they say gelatin is a light dessert... Allen’s Swamp Monkey, Allenopithecus nigroviridis By the way, I saw Frank cavorting with Sophie at the club last week... CaBlue duiker, Cephalophus monticla And then she called me cuss words I didn’t even know was cuss words... CSumatran Orangutan, Pongo abelii