After fifty years of living the last thing I expected was to be killed in a piss soaked alley…..well okay that wasn’t the unexpected part. Being given a new life in a world of magic and adventure? Yeah that was a surprise. I wasn’t going to ask why the system sent someone to kill….erm recruit me. Hell I wasn’t even mad about it since I managed to get a God Killer title out of the deal.Reborn? Reincarnated? Whatever you call it makes no difference. Starting life over with the potential of living my RPG fantasy life? No back pain and a full head of hair? Hell yes! Keeping my tattoos as my magic with the ability to do more is also fucking awesome. Sucks that if people find out I can imbue magic into my beloved craft (tattooing) things will get complicated. That might be an understatement, I would be locked up in some way and used as a buff machine.Now if you’re looking for the heroic save the world guy, this is NOT the story for you. While I am guilty of defending a good pig now and then, there will be no legendary last stand fighting the BBG here. Nope, not a fucking chance. No kingdom or town building either, that shit is boring to play, no way I am living it. Exploring the new world, monster fighting, leveling, eating good food and occasionally killing some assholes sure but definitely no heroic bullshit.Authors note….if you can’t tell there will be offensive language. There are NO HAREMS or sexy bits not really where I see this going. It does have gore, killing, murder, and probably some other things that could offend.There is also Character sheets, some crunchy number bits and the ever present character building process….sorry it takes time to create some understanding of a new world and all its fiddly bits.

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