Digitized by tine Internet Arciiive in 2010 littp://www.arcliive.org/details/upyoursgeorgeliayOOIiayd George Hayduke's A PALADIN PRESS BOOK NeithertheauthororpubHsherassumes anyresponsibihty forthe useormisuseof information contained in this book. Itis sold forentertainmentpurposes only. Bewarned! Up Yours!GeorgeHayduke's GuidetoAdvanced Revenge Techniques Copyright ^ 1982 by Paladin Press All rights reserved. Except forusein areview, no partofthis publication may bereproduced, stored in a retrieval system, ortransmitted in any form by any means electrical, mechanical, or otherwise, withoutfirstseeking thewritten per- mission ofthecopyrightownerand ofthe publisher. Published by Paladin Press, a division of Paladin Enterprises, Inc., PO Box 1307, Boulder, Colorado, USA80306. ISBN 0-87364-249-x. Printed in the United States ofAmerica. "Everyone wants revenge," Jack Burns says, "That's natural." —Edward Abbey, Good News Other books by George Hayduke: Get Even: The Complete Book ofDirty Tricks Get Even II: More Dirty Tricks from the Master ofRevenge